Never let the demands of tomorrow interfere with the pleasures and excitement of today.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.
I stumbled some, then a hand pushed my head down and I was inside the Hummer.
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.