Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.