The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.