If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.