We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
Is there life before death?
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.