If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.