The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.