Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.