If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.