From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.