I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.