Do not envy a sinner; you don't know what disaster awaits him.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.