Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.