Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels sooo good.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.