Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.