Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.