The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.