There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
Life is consciousness.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.