Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.