At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I stumbled some, then a hand pushed my head down and I was inside the Hummer.
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.