Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone?s feelings or ignoring truth.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.