To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
I looked up and saw a bunch of military-looking guys in coveralls, holding big, bulky rifles and wearing hooded gas masks with tinted face-plates.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.