Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.