Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.