Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Memory feeds imagination.