On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.