Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.
It felt like they used a baton or something -- it was harder than anyone had ever hit me in the head before.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.