A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Facts are the enemy of truth.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.