Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone?s feelings or ignoring truth.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.