If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Why the hell would terrorists kidnap a bunch of high school students?
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.