I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.