Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman.
O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
The faceless, eyeless armed man above me kept his gun very level.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?