This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.