The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.