Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.