Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.