The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.