Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.