Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
A few seconds later, I tripped over a steel staircase, bashing my shins.
The faceless, eyeless armed man above me kept his gun very level.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.