From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.