The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
I stand in awe of my body.
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.