The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.