True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.