It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
I didn't even breathe.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.