If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.