The average person thinks he isn't.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
You create your opportunities by asking for them.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.