O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.