So quick and so fiercely I barely had time to gasp before it was locked on me.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.