Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.