The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.